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The Real OC

Apparently the real Orange County isn’t what it appears to be on television. We’re led to believe that it’s a wholesome, white picket fence community with conservative family values. Of course every community, even those run by Republicans have a bad element. No matter what you do, there will always be the that seedy underbelly of sexually depraved and morally corrupt individuals.

I’m sure the people of Orange County are pleased to know that it’s their State Assemblyman Mike Duvall!

The not-so-honorable Mr. Duvall had previously received a 100 percent rating from Capitol Resource Institute, a conservative advocacy group, for his votes on legislation considered pro-family during the 2007-08 legislative session. Yeah, he’s a real advocate for family values.  He’s married… he’s having an affair with a lobbyist… he’s having an affair on mistress #1… he brags about his sexual conquests WHILE in the assembly.

I particularly like this part:

She wears little eye-patch underwear, so I can see her eye patches. So, the other day she came here with her underwear, Thursday. And so, we had made love Wednesday, a lot. And so she’ll she’s all, I am going up and down the stairs and you’re dripping out of me. So messy.

God, my priest and two Playboy bunnies know that I’m no angel, but this guy… he is a a douche-bag!

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