Posts Tagged ‘limbaugh’

I know I shouldn’t be surprised that that piece of shit Rush Limbaugh is a manipulative, fear mongering, racist sycophant. That’s why I’m not.

Being a military kid, I moved around a fair amount of time and found myself in many communities where I was a minority; a white minority.  I’ve not only seen many cases, but have also been targeted. Although appalled by it now, the reality is that with few exceptions, it’s kids being kids.

That shit has been going on since the beginning of time and it will continue to go on.  White kids beat up the new Chinese kid because he’s smarter than them, Mexicans beat up the black kid because for his brand new kicks (that means shoes for my Caucasian readers), and Black kids beat up everybody because… well they can.  It’s a joke, get over it.

The actions of the youths in the video below are appalling and nobody should be subjected to this type of brutality, but this is no excuse to promote racism.

My point is that assholes like Rush are using ANY moment where a senseless act of violence can be erroneous and disgustingly attributed to an African American president.  What bothers me most is that not only are his comments complete bullshit, but that he uses a psuedo-jive accent in his imitation of the attackers like only a card carrying member of the KKK can do.

Bravo, Mr Limbaugh. You’ve just been elevated to the person I’d like to see die most in this world.

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The biggest jackass in media today is so ridiculous, I can hardly find words to describe the fat, self-indulging, drug addict.  OK, maybe I can find a few words.

Today the Hypocrite in Charge, Rush Limbaugh, decided to blame the affair of Republican Mark Sanford on President Obama.  As baffling as that is in itself, the biggest shock is the almost incoherent rant in which he attempts to draw the correlation.

Smoke and Mirrors

Smoke and Mirrors

He starts off on the right track. Referring to Sanford, he says:

“To split the scene for five days, and we know he’s been separated, and he knows, by the way, that the newspaper in his state has the emails between him and his concubine down there in Argentina, he knows this. He knows that somebody knows what’s going on. He knows his wife knows. So he ups and leaves for five days, doesn’t leave anybody in charge of the state, in case there’s an emergency.”

So, I’m thinking to myself, Rush is going to say that Sanford’s marital woes or the impending release of the love letters by the media drove him into depression and to abandon his post.  THEN the f*cktard has the audacity to almost justify the behavior and blows more smoke out of his ass…

This is almost like: I don’t give a damn! Country’s going to hell in a handbasket. I just want out of here!  He had just tried to fight the stimulus money coming to South Carolina. He didn’t want any part of it. He lost the battle and said “What the hell? The Federal government is taking over! I want to enjoy life!”

Oh no he didn’t!  There shouldn’t be a surprise here. Another GOP douchebag does something wrong and it’s always the other guys fault.

The mere suggestion that losing the stimulus battle and the state of our government drove Sanford to cheat is ridiculous to anyone with a half a brain, especially when Sanford has been having the affair since BEFORE Obama won the election, let alone the stimulus battle.

The fact that anyone believes this rich, smug, dirtbag amazes me.

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Gillette is really progressive on their new ad campaign. I found it to be entertaining and scary at the same time. What do you think?

You might ask what does this have to do with Republicans and I’ll have to be honest and say… not much.  However when I saw those 5 razor blades moving over the scrotum, it reminded me of another irritating scrotum… Rush Limbaugh.

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I know some people who used to sit around a campfire and ask, “What if you were God for a day?”  The answers ranged from humorous to thought provoking. There were a large range of answers but also recurring themes such as many pedophiles, murderers, and rapists would be immediately wiped off the face of the earth.

Recently I’ve been thinking if God ever has his regrets.  I think God’s got a pretty good sense of humor. I mean shit… come on… the platypus?!   So I invited God to go camping and I posed the question, “If you were able to clean up your mistakes with no guilt and nobody would find out, who would you get rid of and why?”

Funny thing is he didn’t even have to think. He just pulled out a piece of paper and handed it to me.

God’s Top Ten Mistakes:

10. Sean Hannity/Ann Coulter – Hannidate? AYFKM?  Ann is probably under his desk so when he goes, its a two-fer.

9. Ted Haggard – Spreading MY word while doing crack with a male whore?

8. Kanye West – Because he’s an annoying, no talent, narcissistic pussy

7. Congresswoman Michelle Bachman – Batshit crazy. She was forged from one of Adam’s broken ribs and was missed on the recall.

6. Madonna – I told that bitch to back off on the Like a Prayer video

5. Adolph Hitler – My bad. I liked his paintings, before he went all “Cheney” on me.

4. Karl Rove – Actually a nice guy, but he sold his soul and covered up more shit than the groundskeeper at Churchill Downs.

3. Bill O’Reilly – Liar, liar!  F*ck I hate this guy. Luckily Satan and I still have drinks once and a while, and he said he’d let me come down and watch Bill burn.

2. Dick Cheney – His name says it all. Hunting accident my ass. I saw that shit.  Conniving, little evil f*ck. Next time I give him a heart attack, I’m going to hide his aspirin first.

1. Rush Limbaugh – Yeah I fucked up on this drug addicted hate monger.  Would a salad fucking kill you, you sweaty fat pig.  He’ll be the last one to go because I’d enjoy watching him choke on that f*cking cigar.


For the record, God is waaay cool to hang out with. Just don’t ask him about evolution. It’s a touchy subject.

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