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The Real OC

Apparently the real Orange County isn’t what it appears to be on television. We’re led to believe that it’s a wholesome, white picket fence community with conservative family values. Of course every community, even those run by Republicans have a bad element. No matter what you do, there will always be the that seedy underbelly of sexually depraved and morally corrupt individuals.

I’m sure the people of Orange County are pleased to know that it’s their State Assemblyman Mike Duvall!

The not-so-honorable Mr. Duvall had previously received a 100 percent rating from Capitol Resource Institute, a conservative advocacy group, for his votes on legislation considered pro-family during the 2007-08 legislative session. Yeah, he’s a real advocate for family values.  He’s married… he’s having an affair with a lobbyist… he’s having an affair on mistress #1… he brags about his sexual conquests WHILE in the assembly.

I particularly like this part:

She wears little eye-patch underwear, so I can see her eye patches. So, the other day she came here with her underwear, Thursday. And so, we had made love Wednesday, a lot. And so she’ll she’s all, I am going up and down the stairs and you’re dripping out of me. So messy.

God, my priest and two Playboy bunnies know that I’m no angel, but this guy… he is a a douche-bag!

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The biggest jackass in media today is so ridiculous, I can hardly find words to describe the fat, self-indulging, drug addict.  OK, maybe I can find a few words.

Today the Hypocrite in Charge, Rush Limbaugh, decided to blame the affair of Republican Mark Sanford on President Obama.  As baffling as that is in itself, the biggest shock is the almost incoherent rant in which he attempts to draw the correlation.

Smoke and Mirrors

Smoke and Mirrors

He starts off on the right track. Referring to Sanford, he says:

“To split the scene for five days, and we know he’s been separated, and he knows, by the way, that the newspaper in his state has the emails between him and his concubine down there in Argentina, he knows this. He knows that somebody knows what’s going on. He knows his wife knows. So he ups and leaves for five days, doesn’t leave anybody in charge of the state, in case there’s an emergency.”

So, I’m thinking to myself, Rush is going to say that Sanford’s marital woes or the impending release of the love letters by the media drove him into depression and to abandon his post.  THEN the f*cktard has the audacity to almost justify the behavior and blows more smoke out of his ass…

This is almost like: I don’t give a damn! Country’s going to hell in a handbasket. I just want out of here!  He had just tried to fight the stimulus money coming to South Carolina. He didn’t want any part of it. He lost the battle and said “What the hell? The Federal government is taking over! I want to enjoy life!”

Oh no he didn’t!  There shouldn’t be a surprise here. Another GOP douchebag does something wrong and it’s always the other guys fault.

The mere suggestion that losing the stimulus battle and the state of our government drove Sanford to cheat is ridiculous to anyone with a half a brain, especially when Sanford has been having the affair since BEFORE Obama won the election, let alone the stimulus battle.

The fact that anyone believes this rich, smug, dirtbag amazes me.

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