Anybody who has listened to this guys fabricated and completely moronic rants would no doubt agree that Glenn Beck was not born with a full human brain.

Glenn Beck recently made the headlines for saying that the theory of evolution is “ridiculous” and his justification of this was, “I haven’t seen a half-monkey, half-person yet.”

Now regardless of his beliefs on evolution, it’s his justification that makes him an idiot (and a hypocrite).  In simple terms, I interpret his response to mean that if he doesn’t see something with his own eyes, it must be untrue and opinions otherwise are ridiculous.

Now keep in mind that this guy is a “Christian”.   To my knowledge, there is not one shred of physical evidence that a ghost from outer space and has magic offspring with virgins without intercourse exists.  Yet, he calls evolution “ridiculous”.

Now for all my Christian readers, I am not questioning your faith or your beliefs. I’m merely pointing out that he is a hypocrite in that he believes the stories of the Bible, but not DNA links and scientific research.

Here’s the kicker in how moronic this guy is…. he’s a Mormon.

Not just a Mormon, but he converted as an adult!   An adult!   How the hell could he question ANYTHING, if you believe the bullshit those nuts feed you?   It’s not like he was even raised as a Mormon, he converted as an adult. An adult, I tell you!

If you don’t know the story of the Mormons, you can get a very accurate history of the founder and his sheep, starting at about 3:50 of  “All About Mormons.”


Viva La Revolucion

I’m getting my primos together and we goin’ Pancho Villa on this pinche motherfucka!

This Coconut (brown on the outside, white and rich on the inside) has actually tried to convince his fellow Latinos NOT TO VOTE.

The president of Latinos for Reform  (AKA White Men Who Think Mexicans Need to Stay in the Kitchen or the Yard), tried to justify their new ad which encouraged Latinos not to vote.  The ad may be correct in some regards, but it’d be worse if rich racist crackers took over again.

He stated in regards to not voting, that “It’s the only way to stand up and demand attention.”

Did I just hear that correctly?  He actually said that his “people” should stay subservient and silent, which will in turn be recognized as a demand for attention.  WTF?!   By the way, who benefits from a low Latino turnout?  Not Latinos. Oh yeah Republicans.

This guy must have the biggest set of cajones.  He basically just said to his fellow Mexicans that they are stupid and ignorant so just shut up and stay home.  Yeah, that always makes things better.



Isn’t it funny how the Repubes always talk about less government.  They don’t want Uncle Sam or any other “big brother” agency messing with their rights.  The Right Wing nutjobs are committed to the principal that the government should mind it’s fucking business and stay out of the lives and rights of others.


  • Two consenting adults of the same sex want to be acknowledged by the courts.
  • Someone gets a permit to build a Islamic community center that isn’t even visible from the Ground Zero site.
  • Someone wants to stop them from protesting at funerals of fallen soldiers with disgusting, inflammatory signs.
  • Someone wants to hold big business accountable for oil spills that ruin the livelihoods of tens of thousands and ruin delicate ecosystems.
  • Someone wants to keep CEOs honest by limiting the amount of money they can steal from investors.

Now I have mixed feelings on some of those issues above so don’t think it’s cut and dry for me, but it’s asinine the way these Republicans expect a double standard.  They don’t want government to limit THEIR decisions and rights, but they DEMAND that the government limit the rights of EVERYONE else.  Republicans are the biggest fucking hypocrites in the world, fueled by misinformation machines, ignorance and hate.

My first science teacher taught me that stars are celestial balls of gases and they do some stuff… I don’t remember the rest but it doesn’t matter because this isn’t an astronomy site.  I also grew up learning that a star could also be a killer rock musician or an iconic leading lady in film.  You see, it used to be that you had to actually DO SOMETHING to be a star.  In fact, you needed to do it well AND consistently.  Merriam-Webster defines star as “a person who is preeminent in a particular field”.  For my friends in the South, preeminent means outstanding or supreme.

Well, I guess the Palin’s are stars, or so says my TV guide.  You see Bristol is going to be on Dancing with the Stars, which means that she must be outstanding at giving up the poonani because if she wasn’t the daughter of a dippable failure of a politician, Bristol would be just another teenage pregnancy statistic.

So why the fuck is she considered a star?  It’s simple, Bristol comes from a rare stock of fame-whores.  The irony here is that they do everything they can to become celebrities, but when someone questions their motivation, they act like they’re just a simple down to earth family.

I love this video of a native Alaskan from Homer, confronting Sarah on abandoning her responsibility as an elected official to go off an be a celebrity.  Even though Sarah AND Bristol debate that they aren’t, the fact of the matter is that Sarah was in Homer to film a TV show.  Perhaps Bristol was picking up a few moves at the same time.

I love this part:

[Kathleen Gustafson]
By using your celebrity status, certainly not by political status.

[Bristol Sheeran Marie Palin]
How is she a celebrity? That’s my question.

[Sarah Palin]
I’m honored! No, she thinks I’m a celebrity!

[Bristol Sheeran Marie Palin]
That’s funny that you think she is.

[Kathleen Gustafson]
Well, you’re certainly not representing the state of Alaska any longer…even though…

[Bristol Sheeran Marie Palin]
She’s representing United States?

Well, what are YOU representing Bristol?  Oh yeah, teenage whores.

I See a Trend Here…

I just posted the coverage of Governor Jan Brewer making a complete ass of herself, but this Republican… this guy takes the cake. I don’t even need to write anything. Just sit back and laugh your ass off.

Good Luck Arizona

I lived for 2 years in a Mexico-US border town and I can honestly say that I’ve seen first hand the need for more resources allocated to proper border security.  There is a problem securing our borders, but there are right and wrong ways to go about things.

I’ve spent a great deal of time throughout my life in Arizona and recognize there are two groups of people in the state: white and not-white. It might be that reason that the stupid law got passed requiring police officers to ask for “papers” when they suspect someone is not a gringo.  Then again, it might be because their governor is a fucking retard.

She failed in such epic proportions that she refuses to debate anymore!    That’s the Republican spirit.  Just say No!

Oh, one question Arizona?   Who the fuck do you think is gonna cook and clean when all you blue hairs kick out the Mexicans?

Speaking of gay…

Senator Lindsay Graham has some interesting things to say. You can fast forward to 3 min if you like on this video.

What I’m hearing here is that a collaboration of members within Congress is UNHOLY?    Isn’t the purpose of Congress to work together for the better good?   By showing his true views, he’s only pointing out what everyone already knows about most Republicans… they don’t want to work things out.  They want it their way or else.  There is no collaboration, no compromise, no teamwork.  In fact, he says, if there is any, it’s UNHOLY.

I wonder what would have happened in 1774 if those 56 guys were so focused on their own agendas that they bailed on Philadelphia.  If they didn’t “come together” as he put it, and make an alliance for the greater good, we wouldn’t be here today.

Out in California, a judge overturned the recently passed law that prohibited same sex marriages.  This doesn’t affect me, because of course I love the vahj as much as Hugh Hefner loves the Viagra. However, I am pleased about the ruling because as I said previously, it doesn’t affect me and it pisses a lot of people off.  People like:

  • Republicans – Those same pulpiteers that tell us that the government should stay out of our lives, but have no fucking problem donating money to use the government to control other people. Fucking hypocrites.
  • The Mormons – I hate cults and these zombies donated a boatload of money for Prop 8
  • Catholic Church – Seriously folks?  Why don’t you focus on the pedophiles you’ve been protecting and stop worrying about adults that are in consensual relationships

In any case, congrats to all those that can get recognized by the law in same sex marriages.  Just don’t go checking my ass out in the gym. That’s gay.

So I’ve been getting the typical, “you’re a liberal, complaining about life, looking for handouts, etc” hate mail for some time.

I make no apologies for my site or it’s content, however I would like to apologize to those people living in the South that are not racist, inbred, ignorant, rednecks.  To those of you that have reminded me that there are some intelligent people in the South, consider yourself exempt from any future posts about why I hate the South.

In short, keep in mind that I’m trying to have a little fun with some really scary topics because frankly, I cannot comprehend the absurdity of some people.  Let me sign off with this excerpt from About Me:

My opinions… are what I write about in hopes to release some pent up frustration.  It’s better that I do this than drink too much, have an affair with an intern, cheat on my wife, or do drugs with a male prostitute.  After all, those things are better left to those that do them best… Republicans.

It’s my position that if I offend you, its either because you don’t get my humor, like my language, or maybe the truth hurts your feelings.  In any case, I don’t care.  You have a choice to read this site or read other sites. I choose to write semi-cathartic posts based on idiotic events and people involving the GOP.  If you don’t like how I write or what I write about, trying doing this search on Google.


Thanks RM!