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Let’s keep in mind that Christine O’Donnell has made a plethora of public statements over the years and even some very interesting ones during the 2010 midterms.  Nevermind her admitting about her dabbling in witchcraft or that she considers masturbation a sinful act.

“It is not enough to be abstinent with other people, you also have to be abstinent alone. The Bible says that lust in your heart is committing adultery, so you can’t masturbate without lust.”

“America is now a socialist economy. The definition of a socialist economy is when 50% or more your economy is dependent on the federal government.”

The bottom line is she’s just not qualified to even run, let alone hold an office, as this video beatdown shows.

Despite her lack of intelligence, qualifications, and a history of questionable experiences, she still managed to get 40% of the vote in Delaware.  How F’ing stupid do you have to be to vote for this chick?

In 2006, Christine said, “During the primary, I heard the audible voice of God. He said, ‘Credibility.'”  What Christine didnt’ hear was God’s second comment which was,  “You ain’t got any, bitch.”

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Anybody who has listened to this guys fabricated and completely moronic rants would no doubt agree that Glenn Beck was not born with a full human brain.

Glenn Beck recently made the headlines for saying that the theory of evolution is “ridiculous” and his justification of this was, “I haven’t seen a half-monkey, half-person yet.”

Now regardless of his beliefs on evolution, it’s his justification that makes him an idiot (and a hypocrite).  In simple terms, I interpret his response to mean that if he doesn’t see something with his own eyes, it must be untrue and opinions otherwise are ridiculous.

Now keep in mind that this guy is a “Christian”.   To my knowledge, there is not one shred of physical evidence that a ghost from outer space and has magic offspring with virgins without intercourse exists.  Yet, he calls evolution “ridiculous”.

Now for all my Christian readers, I am not questioning your faith or your beliefs. I’m merely pointing out that he is a hypocrite in that he believes the stories of the Bible, but not DNA links and scientific research.

Here’s the kicker in how moronic this guy is…. he’s a Mormon.

Not just a Mormon, but he converted as an adult!   An adult!   How the hell could he question ANYTHING, if you believe the bullshit those nuts feed you?   It’s not like he was even raised as a Mormon, he converted as an adult. An adult, I tell you!

If you don’t know the story of the Mormons, you can get a very accurate history of the founder and his sheep, starting at about 3:50 of  “All About Mormons.”


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Isn’t it funny how the Repubes always talk about less government.  They don’t want Uncle Sam or any other “big brother” agency messing with their rights.  The Right Wing nutjobs are committed to the principal that the government should mind it’s fucking business and stay out of the lives and rights of others.


  • Two consenting adults of the same sex want to be acknowledged by the courts.
  • Someone gets a permit to build a Islamic community center that isn’t even visible from the Ground Zero site.
  • Someone wants to stop them from protesting at funerals of fallen soldiers with disgusting, inflammatory signs.
  • Someone wants to hold big business accountable for oil spills that ruin the livelihoods of tens of thousands and ruin delicate ecosystems.
  • Someone wants to keep CEOs honest by limiting the amount of money they can steal from investors.

Now I have mixed feelings on some of those issues above so don’t think it’s cut and dry for me, but it’s asinine the way these Republicans expect a double standard.  They don’t want government to limit THEIR decisions and rights, but they DEMAND that the government limit the rights of EVERYONE else.  Republicans are the biggest fucking hypocrites in the world, fueled by misinformation machines, ignorance and hate.

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Speaking of gay…

Senator Lindsay Graham has some interesting things to say. You can fast forward to 3 min if you like on this video.

What I’m hearing here is that a collaboration of members within Congress is UNHOLY?    Isn’t the purpose of Congress to work together for the better good?   By showing his true views, he’s only pointing out what everyone already knows about most Republicans… they don’t want to work things out.  They want it their way or else.  There is no collaboration, no compromise, no teamwork.  In fact, he says, if there is any, it’s UNHOLY.

I wonder what would have happened in 1774 if those 56 guys were so focused on their own agendas that they bailed on Philadelphia.  If they didn’t “come together” as he put it, and make an alliance for the greater good, we wouldn’t be here today.

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Now, I have NO actual proof that this guy is a Republican, but based on his ability to make shit up and spread ignorance to the masses, I’m willing to go on record and say… he’s pretty f*cking close.

Pseudo-actor Kirk Cameron, whose credits include the non-so-funny 80’s sitcom Growing Pains has now moved into laugh-out-loud funny attempts at reconciling science with come to Jesus videos. The latest whack-job production must have cost tens of thousands of dollars, yet he managed to get bitched slapped by some foreign chick with a webcam in her bedroom. You don’t have to watch his whole video because she does a good job of showing clips and tearing his ass apart bit by bit below.

Kirk is pitching a revised Origin of Species by Charles Darwin. The revised version in includes a 50 page introduction written by a non-scientific minister. That’s right, Ray Comfort whose epic fail at explaining the origins of a banana proves he isn’t qualified to write an introduction to Everybody Poops, let alone Origin of Species. Here’s the banana fail…

But what’s comical and scary at the same time is Kirks attempt to legitimize Comfort by backing it with erroneous statements and irrelevant points. He warns us that 61% of college professors are atheists… yeah? What difference is a professors ideology if your kid is taking a physical education class? How about a poetry class? Maybe math? Exactly… it’s f*cking irrelevant. If you want your kid to learn about God, don’t send them to an institution of higher learning. Send them to a place where the instructors do not have degrees and are not scientists or doctors. You know… send them to bible camp.

The bottom line here is that YOU are trying to force YOUR beliefs on a system that was intentionally built to protect the masses from you zealots. As Christina says… read the f*cking Constitution.

Note: For anyone wanting to read the 50 page introduction which brings up Hitler, racism, and alcohol as a means to discredit Darwin, click here.

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