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No, not really.  For my dreams to come true, it would require a supertanker to go down in the Arctic Circle with no survivors.  In the hull would have to have been the following people or groups:

  • Current GOP politicians
  • Teabaggers
  • Sarah Palin
  • Rupert Murdoch and the entire FauxNews staff
  • Rush Limbaugh
  • Bill O’Reilly
  • Anyone that voted for Sarah Palin, EVER
  • Westboro Baptist Church members
  • Bin Laden and his Taliban peeps
  • Pat Robertson
  • Kanye West
  • Ann Coulter
  • Dick Cheney
  • Glenn Beck
  • Rush Limbaugh  (Yeah, I already listed him. Just making sure)
  • Lindsey Lohans mother
  • Sean Hannity
  • Kim Jong-il
  • Iran
  • the cast of Jersey Shore (and anyone that watches it religiously)
  • Anyone responsible for child abuse
  • Pedophiles not already taken care of as part of the first bullet point

Sadly, its unlikely that dream will ever come true so I’ll have to settle for being the number 1 organic search result in Google when you type in:

“how does an individual find $1,000.000.00 silver certificate bills for sale”

Is that cool or what?!   Thanks Greg for making it happen!

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Louie Gohmert

A relative unknown in the sea of Texan douche bags, Republican Congressman Louie Gohmert is out to make a name for himself.  He proves again that GOP politicians from Texas are some of the most ignorant sons of bitches in the world.

Before I get into the reasons, can I just ask, “Louie?  For real? It’s bad enough you look like a dufus, and your last name is reminiscent of Gomer Pyle, but Louie?”  I digress…

This guy is… how do a put this… a FUCKING LIAR.   Oh… and a nut-job, racist, homophobe.

 

This is the guy that told a bullshit story on the House floor about “terror babies” and then went apeshit when Anderson Cooper called him on it.  When they called him out on the FBI lies, he supposedly changed his story and said that he heard it from a lady on the plane.  Liar.

He also likes to deliver incoherent rants about gays, bestiality, and Nazi’s as if to draw some sort of correlation to his inbred constituents…

He’s at it again with his recent comments.  Enjoy your daily dose of ignorance, courtesy of Republican politicians.

To my friend who said that history would judge us poorly, I would submit if you would look thoroughly at history — and I’m not saying it’s cause and effect — but when militaries throughout history of the greatest nations in the world have adopted the policy that “fine for homosexuality to be overt” — you can keep it private and control your hormones fine, if you can’t, that’s fine too — they’re toward the end of their existence as a great nation.

Did you read that?  Where does this guy get his facts?!  WTF?  Oh, it’s even better seeing his funny looking ass saying it.

The sad part is, his over zealous animosity towards the “gays” is probably nothing more than an attempt to hide his own love for the cock.  I give it 8 years before he’s found in a bathroom stall with Senator Larry Craig (R-Idaho) or an underage male constituent.

 

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I’m getting my primos together and we goin’ Pancho Villa on this pinche motherfucka!

This Coconut (brown on the outside, white and rich on the inside) has actually tried to convince his fellow Latinos NOT TO VOTE.

The president of Latinos for Reform  (AKA White Men Who Think Mexicans Need to Stay in the Kitchen or the Yard), tried to justify their new ad which encouraged Latinos not to vote.  The ad may be correct in some regards, but it’d be worse if rich racist crackers took over again.

He stated in regards to not voting, that “It’s the only way to stand up and demand attention.”

Did I just hear that correctly?  He actually said that his “people” should stay subservient and silent, which will in turn be recognized as a demand for attention.  WTF?!   By the way, who benefits from a low Latino turnout?  Not Latinos. Oh yeah Republicans.

This guy must have the biggest set of cajones.  He basically just said to his fellow Mexicans that they are stupid and ignorant so just shut up and stay home.  Yeah, that always makes things better.

 

 

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Isn’t it funny how the Repubes always talk about less government.  They don’t want Uncle Sam or any other “big brother” agency messing with their rights.  The Right Wing nutjobs are committed to the principal that the government should mind it’s fucking business and stay out of the lives and rights of others.

UNLESS, OF COURSE …

  • Two consenting adults of the same sex want to be acknowledged by the courts.
  • Someone gets a permit to build a Islamic community center that isn’t even visible from the Ground Zero site.
  • Someone wants to stop them from protesting at funerals of fallen soldiers with disgusting, inflammatory signs.
  • Someone wants to hold big business accountable for oil spills that ruin the livelihoods of tens of thousands and ruin delicate ecosystems.
  • Someone wants to keep CEOs honest by limiting the amount of money they can steal from investors.

Now I have mixed feelings on some of those issues above so don’t think it’s cut and dry for me, but it’s asinine the way these Republicans expect a double standard.  They don’t want government to limit THEIR decisions and rights, but they DEMAND that the government limit the rights of EVERYONE else.  Republicans are the biggest fucking hypocrites in the world, fueled by misinformation machines, ignorance and hate.

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My first science teacher taught me that stars are celestial balls of gases and they do some stuff… I don’t remember the rest but it doesn’t matter because this isn’t an astronomy site.  I also grew up learning that a star could also be a killer rock musician or an iconic leading lady in film.  You see, it used to be that you had to actually DO SOMETHING to be a star.  In fact, you needed to do it well AND consistently.  Merriam-Webster defines star as “a person who is preeminent in a particular field”.  For my friends in the South, preeminent means outstanding or supreme.

Well, I guess the Palin’s are stars, or so says my TV guide.  You see Bristol is going to be on Dancing with the Stars, which means that she must be outstanding at giving up the poonani because if she wasn’t the daughter of a dippable failure of a politician, Bristol would be just another teenage pregnancy statistic.

So why the fuck is she considered a star?  It’s simple, Bristol comes from a rare stock of fame-whores.  The irony here is that they do everything they can to become celebrities, but when someone questions their motivation, they act like they’re just a simple down to earth family.

I love this video of a native Alaskan from Homer, confronting Sarah on abandoning her responsibility as an elected official to go off an be a celebrity.  Even though Sarah AND Bristol debate that they aren’t, the fact of the matter is that Sarah was in Homer to film a TV show.  Perhaps Bristol was picking up a few moves at the same time.

I love this part:

[Kathleen Gustafson]
By using your celebrity status, certainly not by political status.

[Bristol Sheeran Marie Palin]
How is she a celebrity? That’s my question.

[Sarah Palin]
I’m honored! No, she thinks I’m a celebrity!

[Bristol Sheeran Marie Palin]
That’s funny that you think she is.

[Kathleen Gustafson]
Well, you’re certainly not representing the state of Alaska any longer…even though…

[Bristol Sheeran Marie Palin]
She’s representing United States?

Well, what are YOU representing Bristol?  Oh yeah, teenage whores.

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I lived for 2 years in a Mexico-US border town and I can honestly say that I’ve seen first hand the need for more resources allocated to proper border security.  There is a problem securing our borders, but there are right and wrong ways to go about things.

I’ve spent a great deal of time throughout my life in Arizona and recognize there are two groups of people in the state: white and not-white. It might be that reason that the stupid law got passed requiring police officers to ask for “papers” when they suspect someone is not a gringo.  Then again, it might be because their governor is a fucking retard.

She failed in such epic proportions that she refuses to debate anymore!    That’s the Republican spirit.  Just say No!

Oh, one question Arizona?   Who the fuck do you think is gonna cook and clean when all you blue hairs kick out the Mexicans?

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Speaking of gay…

Senator Lindsay Graham has some interesting things to say. You can fast forward to 3 min if you like on this video.

What I’m hearing here is that a collaboration of members within Congress is UNHOLY?    Isn’t the purpose of Congress to work together for the better good?   By showing his true views, he’s only pointing out what everyone already knows about most Republicans… they don’t want to work things out.  They want it their way or else.  There is no collaboration, no compromise, no teamwork.  In fact, he says, if there is any, it’s UNHOLY.

I wonder what would have happened in 1774 if those 56 guys were so focused on their own agendas that they bailed on Philadelphia.  If they didn’t “come together” as he put it, and make an alliance for the greater good, we wouldn’t be here today.

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