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Louie Gohmert

A relative unknown in the sea of Texan douche bags, Republican Congressman Louie Gohmert is out to make a name for himself.  He proves again that GOP politicians from Texas are some of the most ignorant sons of bitches in the world.

Before I get into the reasons, can I just ask, “Louie?  For real? It’s bad enough you look like a dufus, and your last name is reminiscent of Gomer Pyle, but Louie?”  I digress…

This guy is… how do a put this… a FUCKING LIAR.   Oh… and a nut-job, racist, homophobe.


This is the guy that told a bullshit story on the House floor about “terror babies” and then went apeshit when Anderson Cooper called him on it.  When they called him out on the FBI lies, he supposedly changed his story and said that he heard it from a lady on the plane.  Liar.

He also likes to deliver incoherent rants about gays, bestiality, and Nazi’s as if to draw some sort of correlation to his inbred constituents…

He’s at it again with his recent comments.  Enjoy your daily dose of ignorance, courtesy of Republican politicians.

To my friend who said that history would judge us poorly, I would submit if you would look thoroughly at history — and I’m not saying it’s cause and effect — but when militaries throughout history of the greatest nations in the world have adopted the policy that “fine for homosexuality to be overt” — you can keep it private and control your hormones fine, if you can’t, that’s fine too — they’re toward the end of their existence as a great nation.

Did you read that?  Where does this guy get his facts?!  WTF?  Oh, it’s even better seeing his funny looking ass saying it.

The sad part is, his over zealous animosity towards the “gays” is probably nothing more than an attempt to hide his own love for the cock.  I give it 8 years before he’s found in a bathroom stall with Senator Larry Craig (R-Idaho) or an underage male constituent.


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Let’s keep in mind that Christine O’Donnell has made a plethora of public statements over the years and even some very interesting ones during the 2010 midterms.  Nevermind her admitting about her dabbling in witchcraft or that she considers masturbation a sinful act.

“It is not enough to be abstinent with other people, you also have to be abstinent alone. The Bible says that lust in your heart is committing adultery, so you can’t masturbate without lust.”

“America is now a socialist economy. The definition of a socialist economy is when 50% or more your economy is dependent on the federal government.”

The bottom line is she’s just not qualified to even run, let alone hold an office, as this video beatdown shows.

Despite her lack of intelligence, qualifications, and a history of questionable experiences, she still managed to get 40% of the vote in Delaware.  How F’ing stupid do you have to be to vote for this chick?

In 2006, Christine said, “During the primary, I heard the audible voice of God. He said, ‘Credibility.'”  What Christine didnt’ hear was God’s second comment which was,  “You ain’t got any, bitch.”

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I’m getting my primos together and we goin’ Pancho Villa on this pinche motherfucka!

This Coconut (brown on the outside, white and rich on the inside) has actually tried to convince his fellow Latinos NOT TO VOTE.

The president of Latinos for Reform  (AKA White Men Who Think Mexicans Need to Stay in the Kitchen or the Yard), tried to justify their new ad which encouraged Latinos not to vote.  The ad may be correct in some regards, but it’d be worse if rich racist crackers took over again.

He stated in regards to not voting, that “It’s the only way to stand up and demand attention.”

Did I just hear that correctly?  He actually said that his “people” should stay subservient and silent, which will in turn be recognized as a demand for attention.  WTF?!   By the way, who benefits from a low Latino turnout?  Not Latinos. Oh yeah Republicans.

This guy must have the biggest set of cajones.  He basically just said to his fellow Mexicans that they are stupid and ignorant so just shut up and stay home.  Yeah, that always makes things better.



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Thanks RM!

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I know I shouldn’t be surprised that that piece of shit Rush Limbaugh is a manipulative, fear mongering, racist sycophant. That’s why I’m not.

Being a military kid, I moved around a fair amount of time and found myself in many communities where I was a minority; a white minority.  I’ve not only seen many cases, but have also been targeted. Although appalled by it now, the reality is that with few exceptions, it’s kids being kids.

That shit has been going on since the beginning of time and it will continue to go on.  White kids beat up the new Chinese kid because he’s smarter than them, Mexicans beat up the black kid because for his brand new kicks (that means shoes for my Caucasian readers), and Black kids beat up everybody because… well they can.  It’s a joke, get over it.

The actions of the youths in the video below are appalling and nobody should be subjected to this type of brutality, but this is no excuse to promote racism.

My point is that assholes like Rush are using ANY moment where a senseless act of violence can be erroneous and disgustingly attributed to an African American president.  What bothers me most is that not only are his comments complete bullshit, but that he uses a psuedo-jive accent in his imitation of the attackers like only a card carrying member of the KKK can do.

Bravo, Mr Limbaugh. You’ve just been elevated to the person I’d like to see die most in this world.

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The biggest jackass in media today is so ridiculous, I can hardly find words to describe the fat, self-indulging, drug addict.  OK, maybe I can find a few words.

Today the Hypocrite in Charge, Rush Limbaugh, decided to blame the affair of Republican Mark Sanford on President Obama.  As baffling as that is in itself, the biggest shock is the almost incoherent rant in which he attempts to draw the correlation.

Smoke and Mirrors

Smoke and Mirrors

He starts off on the right track. Referring to Sanford, he says:

“To split the scene for five days, and we know he’s been separated, and he knows, by the way, that the newspaper in his state has the emails between him and his concubine down there in Argentina, he knows this. He knows that somebody knows what’s going on. He knows his wife knows. So he ups and leaves for five days, doesn’t leave anybody in charge of the state, in case there’s an emergency.”

So, I’m thinking to myself, Rush is going to say that Sanford’s marital woes or the impending release of the love letters by the media drove him into depression and to abandon his post.  THEN the f*cktard has the audacity to almost justify the behavior and blows more smoke out of his ass…

This is almost like: I don’t give a damn! Country’s going to hell in a handbasket. I just want out of here!  He had just tried to fight the stimulus money coming to South Carolina. He didn’t want any part of it. He lost the battle and said “What the hell? The Federal government is taking over! I want to enjoy life!”

Oh no he didn’t!  There shouldn’t be a surprise here. Another GOP douchebag does something wrong and it’s always the other guys fault.

The mere suggestion that losing the stimulus battle and the state of our government drove Sanford to cheat is ridiculous to anyone with a half a brain, especially when Sanford has been having the affair since BEFORE Obama won the election, let alone the stimulus battle.

The fact that anyone believes this rich, smug, dirtbag amazes me.

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I could go on and on about the bogus stories, the misrepresentations made, the outright lies, and the single-sided stories that the GOPeons at Faux News present everyday. I’m used to it, so I rarely go off about Hannity and O’Reilly. It’s just too simple. They’re pathetic.

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, Faux News is not news. It is a erroneous account of biased perceptions aimed at convincing an uneducated audience at believing that the Republican Party is something other than what it is: a fraud.

It’s not just the headliner hosts that are the perpetrators of the fraud, but it’s the guys and gals in the booth as well. There is a history of evidence of this and today’s incident just got my dander up.

The Story: Republican South Carolina Governor Mark Sanford, who is also the head of the Republican Governors Association, disappeared for 7 days without telling his work or his family where he was going and upon return admits that he was visiting his mistress in Argentina.

The Shock: Absolutely none. Republican politicians are the biggest sluts in the world. They’ll screw anything, including underage male pages if given a chance. Google “Mark Foley” for that story.

The Story as Reported on Faux News: An image is worth a thousand words…

Disgraced REPUBLICAN, not Democrat

Yeah, they put a (D) after his name indicating he is a Democrat. Honest mistake? Not a chance. They’re counting on the fact that their uneducated knee-jerk audience will not verify facts and at the next church social, they’ll spread the story about a disgraced Democrat.

Faux News MIGHT be able to say this was an accident, but considering that when Republican Congressman Mark Foley was caught texting and emailing sexually explicit content to an underage male congressional page, they did the same thing…

Gay Pedophile REPUBLICAN, not Democrat

More proof that Republican politicians are dirtbags and Faux News is not only interested in covering up the misteps of the GOP, but trying to spread ignorance to it’s already ignorant watchers.

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