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Louie Gohmert

A relative unknown in the sea of Texan douche bags, Republican Congressman Louie Gohmert is out to make a name for himself.  He proves again that GOP politicians from Texas are some of the most ignorant sons of bitches in the world.

Before I get into the reasons, can I just ask, “Louie?  For real? It’s bad enough you look like a dufus, and your last name is reminiscent of Gomer Pyle, but Louie?”  I digress…

This guy is… how do a put this… a FUCKING LIAR.   Oh… and a nut-job, racist, homophobe.


This is the guy that told a bullshit story on the House floor about “terror babies” and then went apeshit when Anderson Cooper called him on it.  When they called him out on the FBI lies, he supposedly changed his story and said that he heard it from a lady on the plane.  Liar.

He also likes to deliver incoherent rants about gays, bestiality, and Nazi’s as if to draw some sort of correlation to his inbred constituents…

He’s at it again with his recent comments.  Enjoy your daily dose of ignorance, courtesy of Republican politicians.

To my friend who said that history would judge us poorly, I would submit if you would look thoroughly at history — and I’m not saying it’s cause and effect — but when militaries throughout history of the greatest nations in the world have adopted the policy that “fine for homosexuality to be overt” — you can keep it private and control your hormones fine, if you can’t, that’s fine too — they’re toward the end of their existence as a great nation.

Did you read that?  Where does this guy get his facts?!  WTF?  Oh, it’s even better seeing his funny looking ass saying it.

The sad part is, his over zealous animosity towards the “gays” is probably nothing more than an attempt to hide his own love for the cock.  I give it 8 years before he’s found in a bathroom stall with Senator Larry Craig (R-Idaho) or an underage male constituent.


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Let’s keep in mind that Christine O’Donnell has made a plethora of public statements over the years and even some very interesting ones during the 2010 midterms.  Nevermind her admitting about her dabbling in witchcraft or that she considers masturbation a sinful act.

“It is not enough to be abstinent with other people, you also have to be abstinent alone. The Bible says that lust in your heart is committing adultery, so you can’t masturbate without lust.”

“America is now a socialist economy. The definition of a socialist economy is when 50% or more your economy is dependent on the federal government.”

The bottom line is she’s just not qualified to even run, let alone hold an office, as this video beatdown shows.

Despite her lack of intelligence, qualifications, and a history of questionable experiences, she still managed to get 40% of the vote in Delaware.  How F’ing stupid do you have to be to vote for this chick?

In 2006, Christine said, “During the primary, I heard the audible voice of God. He said, ‘Credibility.'”  What Christine didnt’ hear was God’s second comment which was,  “You ain’t got any, bitch.”

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I’m getting my primos together and we goin’ Pancho Villa on this pinche motherfucka!

This Coconut (brown on the outside, white and rich on the inside) has actually tried to convince his fellow Latinos NOT TO VOTE.

The president of Latinos for Reform  (AKA White Men Who Think Mexicans Need to Stay in the Kitchen or the Yard), tried to justify their new ad which encouraged Latinos not to vote.  The ad may be correct in some regards, but it’d be worse if rich racist crackers took over again.

He stated in regards to not voting, that “It’s the only way to stand up and demand attention.”

Did I just hear that correctly?  He actually said that his “people” should stay subservient and silent, which will in turn be recognized as a demand for attention.  WTF?!   By the way, who benefits from a low Latino turnout?  Not Latinos. Oh yeah Republicans.

This guy must have the biggest set of cajones.  He basically just said to his fellow Mexicans that they are stupid and ignorant so just shut up and stay home.  Yeah, that always makes things better.



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Thanks RM!

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I know I shouldn’t be surprised that that piece of shit Rush Limbaugh is a manipulative, fear mongering, racist sycophant. That’s why I’m not.

Being a military kid, I moved around a fair amount of time and found myself in many communities where I was a minority; a white minority.  I’ve not only seen many cases, but have also been targeted. Although appalled by it now, the reality is that with few exceptions, it’s kids being kids.

That shit has been going on since the beginning of time and it will continue to go on.  White kids beat up the new Chinese kid because he’s smarter than them, Mexicans beat up the black kid because for his brand new kicks (that means shoes for my Caucasian readers), and Black kids beat up everybody because… well they can.  It’s a joke, get over it.

The actions of the youths in the video below are appalling and nobody should be subjected to this type of brutality, but this is no excuse to promote racism.

My point is that assholes like Rush are using ANY moment where a senseless act of violence can be erroneous and disgustingly attributed to an African American president.  What bothers me most is that not only are his comments complete bullshit, but that he uses a psuedo-jive accent in his imitation of the attackers like only a card carrying member of the KKK can do.

Bravo, Mr Limbaugh. You’ve just been elevated to the person I’d like to see die most in this world.

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The biggest jackass in media today is so ridiculous, I can hardly find words to describe the fat, self-indulging, drug addict.  OK, maybe I can find a few words.

Today the Hypocrite in Charge, Rush Limbaugh, decided to blame the affair of Republican Mark Sanford on President Obama.  As baffling as that is in itself, the biggest shock is the almost incoherent rant in which he attempts to draw the correlation.

Smoke and Mirrors

Smoke and Mirrors

He starts off on the right track. Referring to Sanford, he says:

“To split the scene for five days, and we know he’s been separated, and he knows, by the way, that the newspaper in his state has the emails between him and his concubine down there in Argentina, he knows this. He knows that somebody knows what’s going on. He knows his wife knows. So he ups and leaves for five days, doesn’t leave anybody in charge of the state, in case there’s an emergency.”

So, I’m thinking to myself, Rush is going to say that Sanford’s marital woes or the impending release of the love letters by the media drove him into depression and to abandon his post.  THEN the f*cktard has the audacity to almost justify the behavior and blows more smoke out of his ass…

This is almost like: I don’t give a damn! Country’s going to hell in a handbasket. I just want out of here!  He had just tried to fight the stimulus money coming to South Carolina. He didn’t want any part of it. He lost the battle and said “What the hell? The Federal government is taking over! I want to enjoy life!”

Oh no he didn’t!  There shouldn’t be a surprise here. Another GOP douchebag does something wrong and it’s always the other guys fault.

The mere suggestion that losing the stimulus battle and the state of our government drove Sanford to cheat is ridiculous to anyone with a half a brain, especially when Sanford has been having the affair since BEFORE Obama won the election, let alone the stimulus battle.

The fact that anyone believes this rich, smug, dirtbag amazes me.

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I could go on and on about the bogus stories, the misrepresentations made, the outright lies, and the single-sided stories that the GOPeons at Faux News present everyday. I’m used to it, so I rarely go off about Hannity and O’Reilly. It’s just too simple. They’re pathetic.

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, Faux News is not news. It is a erroneous account of biased perceptions aimed at convincing an uneducated audience at believing that the Republican Party is something other than what it is: a fraud.

It’s not just the headliner hosts that are the perpetrators of the fraud, but it’s the guys and gals in the booth as well. There is a history of evidence of this and today’s incident just got my dander up.

The Story: Republican South Carolina Governor Mark Sanford, who is also the head of the Republican Governors Association, disappeared for 7 days without telling his work or his family where he was going and upon return admits that he was visiting his mistress in Argentina.

The Shock: Absolutely none. Republican politicians are the biggest sluts in the world. They’ll screw anything, including underage male pages if given a chance. Google “Mark Foley” for that story.

The Story as Reported on Faux News: An image is worth a thousand words…

Disgraced REPUBLICAN, not Democrat

Yeah, they put a (D) after his name indicating he is a Democrat. Honest mistake? Not a chance. They’re counting on the fact that their uneducated knee-jerk audience will not verify facts and at the next church social, they’ll spread the story about a disgraced Democrat.

Faux News MIGHT be able to say this was an accident, but considering that when Republican Congressman Mark Foley was caught texting and emailing sexually explicit content to an underage male congressional page, they did the same thing…

Gay Pedophile REPUBLICAN, not Democrat

More proof that Republican politicians are dirtbags and Faux News is not only interested in covering up the misteps of the GOP, but trying to spread ignorance to it’s already ignorant watchers.

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I know some people who used to sit around a campfire and ask, “What if you were God for a day?”  The answers ranged from humorous to thought provoking. There were a large range of answers but also recurring themes such as many pedophiles, murderers, and rapists would be immediately wiped off the face of the earth.

Recently I’ve been thinking if God ever has his regrets.  I think God’s got a pretty good sense of humor. I mean shit… come on… the platypus?!   So I invited God to go camping and I posed the question, “If you were able to clean up your mistakes with no guilt and nobody would find out, who would you get rid of and why?”

Funny thing is he didn’t even have to think. He just pulled out a piece of paper and handed it to me.

God’s Top Ten Mistakes:

10. Sean Hannity/Ann Coulter – Hannidate? AYFKM?  Ann is probably under his desk so when he goes, its a two-fer.

9. Ted Haggard – Spreading MY word while doing crack with a male whore?

8. Kanye West – Because he’s an annoying, no talent, narcissistic pussy

7. Congresswoman Michelle Bachman – Batshit crazy. She was forged from one of Adam’s broken ribs and was missed on the recall.

6. Madonna – I told that bitch to back off on the Like a Prayer video

5. Adolph Hitler – My bad. I liked his paintings, before he went all “Cheney” on me.

4. Karl Rove – Actually a nice guy, but he sold his soul and covered up more shit than the groundskeeper at Churchill Downs.

3. Bill O’Reilly – Liar, liar!  F*ck I hate this guy. Luckily Satan and I still have drinks once and a while, and he said he’d let me come down and watch Bill burn.

2. Dick Cheney – His name says it all. Hunting accident my ass. I saw that shit.  Conniving, little evil f*ck. Next time I give him a heart attack, I’m going to hide his aspirin first.

1. Rush Limbaugh – Yeah I fucked up on this drug addicted hate monger.  Would a salad fucking kill you, you sweaty fat pig.  He’ll be the last one to go because I’d enjoy watching him choke on that f*cking cigar.


For the record, God is waaay cool to hang out with. Just don’t ask him about evolution. It’s a touchy subject.

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Roger Wicker, the Republican Senator from Mississippi with the pedophile smile, was so desperate that he decided to place his name on sample Democratic tickets. One can only imagine that his hope was to fool individuals so disgruntled by the Rebuplican party, that he was a Democrat. So much for running on your own merits.

F*cking dirtbag.

Roger Wicker - GOP Asshole of the Week

Roger Wicker - GOP Asshole of the Week

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A while back at a barbecue, a friends father asked me what radio station I listen to. Now I listen to a variety of things so I thought of the station that I’d most recently listened to and responded with, “NPR.” His response was baffling.

He asked in a most condescending and somewhat ignorant tone, “Isn’t that liberal radio?”

Now he is a good man and I’m in his house so I quickly decided that I wasn’t going to insult him but I just couldn’t let it go without TRYING to dig a little deeper as to why he’d think that public radio is for “liberals”.

I responded with something to the effect of, “I guess I never considered variety shows like Prairie Home Companion, international essays, poetry, biographies and music of jazz legends, and BBC news to be a ‘liberal’ thing.” I paused. He paused. Neither wanting to insult the other.

10 seconds…

30 seconds…

60 seconds…

My little voice whispered…

F*ck it.

“Why in the hell would you consider public radio as a whole to be ‘liberal’ in nature?” Before he could respond, I continued. “Even the current event shows that feature politics as topics are presented in the form of interviews and usually have representatives of both sides of an argument.”

His only response was, “Well I tend to watch Fox News because they are in line with my beliefs.”

Hot damn! At least he admitted it. Faux News is targeted and scripted to invigorate the Republican base.

But in recent weeks, I’ve been reading a lot of bashing of CNN and MSNBC and how they don’t tell both sides. So I set out to see how “both sides” are represented at Faux News.

Not once, but twice over the past two days I was flipping the channels on the television and came across my local listing of the Faux News Channel. What caught my eye was a show titled, “Obama: The Ties that Bind”. Of course, I watched for a little bit until I had to reach for the antacids.

Of course, because Faux News Channel is the “Fair and Balanced” network I expected to find other shows based on the other politicians. I did! I found one called Huckabee and the description said the former GOP presidential candidate would be weighing in on the issues. It wasn’t ABOUT Huckabee though. It was his soapbox and frankly, who gives a shit what he thinks. He was a nobody before the election and he’s a nobody now, but he appeals to some I guess. I digress…

Surely there had to be more shows ABOUT other key political figures with a similar format to the anti- Obama show.

Well… I found the ever popular GOP pundit shows for O’Reilly and Hannity but I found NOTHING about McCain.

What happened to fair and balanced? Oh, that’s right! It isn’t fair or balanced. It was just another Dixie cup of tainted GOP fruit punch. They say it enough times and their uneducated minions drink it up.

I’m starting my petition now for a couple of new provacative Faux News show topics. I think there is a market for these shows:

  • McCain: He Cheated on His Wife. Will He Cheat America?
  • McCain: Only Voted with Bush 90% of Time: Is He a True Republican?
  • Palin: From Burning Books to Burning the Constitution
  • Palin: She’d Screw the Country, but Would She Screw Me? (A boy can dream)

The point here is that Faux News is not fair or balanced. Time and time again you can find evidence of these meat puppets not checking their facts or intentionally misleading viewers. If you get your “news” from Faux News, and only Faux News, then please don’t vote.

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