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It’s a Gay Ole Day

Out in California, a judge overturned the recently passed law that prohibited same sex marriages.  This doesn’t affect me, because of course I love the vahj as much as Hugh Hefner loves the Viagra. However, I am pleased about the ruling because as I said previously, it doesn’t affect me and it pisses a lot of people off.  People like:

  • Republicans – Those same pulpiteers that tell us that the government should stay out of our lives, but have no fucking problem donating money to use the government to control other people. Fucking hypocrites.
  • The Mormons – I hate cults and these zombies donated a boatload of money for Prop 8
  • Catholic Church – Seriously folks?  Why don’t you focus on the pedophiles you’ve been protecting and stop worrying about adults that are in consensual relationships

In any case, congrats to all those that can get recognized by the law in same sex marriages.  Just don’t go checking my ass out in the gym. That’s gay.


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Congratulation to you sir.

You have managed to do what Republicans have been unable to do for 47 years by capturing the late Ted Kennedys Senate seat.  I don’t expect it was too difficult considering to lack of intelligence and cohesion within your competitors party at present time, but kudos to you nonetheless.

My only request is that you consider the American public as a whole and not the agendas of yours or any political party.

My guess is that this will prove to be a true challenge of your will and integrity considering the obstructionist Republican party currently holding the American public by the short and curlies.

Good luck sir and God help America.

Scott Brown

Scott Brown and his daughters

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Not a lot has changed in the past couple of hundred years according to this newly discovered video of the first Thanksgiving.  Seems that the original Republican party and the modern one have the same goals which include tricking the less educated into their support, stealing from those less fortunate, and ultimately trying to kill anyone who stands in the way of their empire building.


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I try to love my fellow Americans, but some states make it nearly impossible.  The collection of inbred jackasses pulling strings in South Carolina has hit an all time low.

Remember that South Carolina is being governed by Mark Sanford who disappeared and didn’t talk to his staff or family for more than 4 days, including Fathers Day. Parent of the year, he is not, but in his defense… he was banging some Latin trim in Argentina.  OK, so he’s not husband of the year material either.  Despite changing his story more times than I suspect Limbaugh flies to Thailand for sex, he refuses to resign.

Then there is probably the biggest South Carolina douchebag of all… Senator Jim DeMint. He’s one of those “If you’re against the President [Dubya] and the war, you’re against America” republicans.  F*cking hypocrites, all of them.  Here’s what he said a couple of months ago about Obama and he hasn’t backed down since.

“If we’re able to stop Obama on this [health care issue] it will be his Waterloo. It will break him.”

I guess by Southern Republican definition of patriotism, you only have to be loyal to white presidents. Put a black man in the White House and you must “break him.”

After being criticized recently, a couple of De Mint’s fellow SC Republikkkan politicians, came to his defense with an op-ed. It opened with:

Recently your newspaper published a letter from state Rep. Bakari Sellers attacking U.S. Sen. Jim DeMint and his opposition to congressional earmarks. There is a saying that the Jews who are wealthy got that way not by watching dollars, but instead by taking care of the pennies and the dollars taking care of themselves.

Did they really just say that Jews are penny pinchers in an op-ed piece?!   Why do I get the feeling that the term “uppity Negro” was also in the op-ed but was removed before printing?

Can nobody put a stop to these racist pigs?!  Fuck South Carolina.

If we’re able to stop Obama on this it will be his Waterloo. It will break him.”

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Here’s Your Sign…

If you’ve ever seen the comedy act of Bill Engvall, you’ll understand the context of the title of this post. If you haven’t seen him because you’ve been living in a cave for the last 8 years, you should check him out here.  Basically, he uses the term when people do or say something really stupid.  He thinks that stupid people should be required to carry a sign identifying themselves as such.

We’ll here’s a guy that brought his own sign. In fact, he brought his sign to a town hall meeting on health care reform at the Hagerstown Community College in Maryland.  Although it didn’t say, “I’m an idiot” per se, what it did say left no question that he was.

Death to Obama

Death to Michelle and her two stupid kids

As the local Sheriff handed over to Secret Service custody, I had to ask myself how does someone that f*cking stupid even know where to find a college campus.

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I Heart Death Panels

People are going to start talking about Sarah and I.  It seems she “stirs” me in places few do. Let me dispel the rumors now… Sarah and I are not getting back together. The nookie was good, but I can’t be with a woman who repeatedly overcooks ptarmigan.

Interestingly enough its not so much what Sarah says that gets me riled up. I mean, she scares me with her spreading misconceptions and ignorance, but it’s her followers that REALLY scare me.

I’m afraid of the droves of Midwestern housewives that listen to her and spread the fear, hate, and lies.  You know which ones I’m talking about. You can find them wearing sweatshirts embroidered with cats and making green jello cottage cheese “salad.”  Yeah these are the voters, I’m afraid of.

Palin earlier this week wrote:

The America I know and love is not one in which my parents or my baby with Down Syndrome will have to stand in front of Obama’s “death panel” so his bureaucrats can decide, based on a subjective judgment of their “level of productivity in society,” whether they are worthy of health care. Such a system is downright evil.

You might be surprised to learn that there is in fact NO such death panel language in the bill, nor anything that could be construed as such by anyone with half a brain. That’s why only Newt Gingrich supported her claim.  Why isn’t he dead yet?  Sorry, I digress.

A number of Republicans are telling her that she’s full of crap, but even fellow Alaskan and Republican, Senator Lisa Murkowski said yesterday:

It does us no good to incite fear in people by saying that there’s these end-of-life provisions, these death panels. Quite honestly, I’m so offended at that terminology because it absolutely isn’t (in the bill). There is no reason to gin up fear in the American public by saying things that are not included in the bill.

For arguments sake, let’s just pretend that there ARE death panels. Would  they be so bad?  I hope it’s like jury duty because this is one panel I’d LOVE to be on. Especially if the docket looked like this:

  • Sarah Palin
  • Rush Limbaugh
  • Octomom
  • Dick Cheney
  • Ann Coulter
  • Newt Gingrich

If I had to review the case files for these f*cktards, would I give the gift of life ? Hmmm…. Not on my watch. To the gallows!

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The Bracket of Evil

With all the March Madness mania going on this week, it’s hard not to find a college basketball tournament bracket above every water cooler at work.  But let’s face it… unless you went to one of the colleges, who really gives a shit about a bunch of college hoops?  On entertainment value alone, I’d rather watch Palin as a keynote speaker or listen to Rush Limbaugh talk about his drug addiction.

But today, I came across this gem of a bracket and it’s my favorite topic… which Republican (or fascist Republican dominated entity) is the most evil of all.   Make your picks.  Only 5 days remaining in the first round!


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