He’s Not Lying

First grade 101… blame the other kid for wiping his booger on the desk even though you know it was you.

It’s a grade school deflection tactic that sadly many adults still use today. Like Donald calling Hillary crooked or a liar.  The facts (definition link for Trump supporters) are that not only does Donald often embellish but he frequently lies. Flat. Out. Lies.

Anyone who has a modicum of integrity and spends just a few minutes fact checking Donald’s statements will realize that he makes shit up and his followers are too lazy or hate-filled to verify it.

HOWEVER…. There are times when he tells the truth. Like this 2008 video speaking about Hillary Clinton and Bill.

The video is below where he praises the hell out of her but here are a few lines.

“I think she’s a wonderful woman.  think she’s a lit bit misunderstood”

“I think at a minimum, she’s going to go down as a great senator.”

“I think Bill Clinton was a great President”

“Hillary Clinton is a great woman, and a good woman.”

It’s not often he tells the truth, but let’s give him credit for this one:


To be fair, I’m sure there are other times he tells the truth as well. Like when…

  • He plead the 5th 97 times when asked if he cheated on his wife.
  • He says he wants to bone his daughter
  • He sexually assaults women
  • He says he wants to bone his daughter


Dicks of Hazzard

Yesterday, Trump’s Georgia Campaign Executive Manager had to resign due to a plea deal where he was facing charges of assault. Is this any surprise considering the violence shown by his fans at rallies?

According to a May 2008 Superior Court indictment, Phillips slashed a man’s tires, causing about $500 in damages. He also intentionally hurt the man, causing “visible bodily harm … cuts and bruises to the head and torso,” the indictment said. ( Read more here: http://www.macon.com/news/local/article104550086.html#storylink=cpy)


Trump has hired the legendary lawman Rosco P. Coltrane to ensure that law and order is obtained in this country.


The Clown Car

As an American, I can’t help be concerned that THIS is the group that Republicans are looking to for leadership.  Sure, there are some semi-tolerable options on this list, but for the most part it’s a unique mixture of crazy (Carson, Paul, Cruz), pathological liars (Cruz, Jindal, Perry), and bat-shit crazy (Trump, Fiorina, Cruz).  Since Cruz is a whopping serving of all that is bad, he’ll probably win the GOP nomination. He’s the perfect mixture of hate, misinformation, and ignorance.


Speaking of Rape

Did anyone else find it disturbing that so many republican politicians couldn’t stop talking about rape?

Perhaps even more disturbing was the fact that whenever they talked about it they said something incredibly ignorant or insensitive.

I didn’t make this easy chart but whoever did is definitely a gift from god.  I don’t want to forcibly make you read this, but it is honestly and legitimately an enjoyable read.

F*ck, I hate Republicans.

Since Romney lost the election, Big Bird still has a job.  And who better to give us a lesson in our alphabet than Big Bird.


The letter ‘R” is a very important letter for 49% of our country, kids.  You see the letter “R” stands for Republican.

Did you know that there are other words that begin with “R” too?  It’s no coincidence that these words are the voter base of the Republican party.

Let’s see how many we can come up with…

  • Rich
  • Rednecks
  • Religious (nuts)
  • Racists
  • Revisionists
  • Rape-lovers

You see kids, “R” is VERY important to Republicans.

P.S. I forgot Retards.

I Needed a Vacation

I just logged in and published a bunch of posts that have been made over the past year.  Apologies to those that wanted to engage each other, but I needed some time off.  And what a time it’s been.

Who could forget all of the interesting Republican douchebaggery that has been exhibited?

  • Herman Cain’s ass grabbing revelations
  • The Rush Limbaugh “slut” controversy
  • The Republican infatuation with rape
  • Paul Ryan being called a liar by FoxNews (Yeah, if they say it you know it’s bad)
  • Mitt Romney proving that he is a disconnected, self-absorbed, and self-entitled loser

There is so much more, but why live in the past.  Let’s move on and see where the GOP goes now that they got their ass handed to them!


See you soon.

According to all of the major news outlets and even the FauxNews outlets, a strange thing happened in Arkansas today.  I know, you’re probably thinking thinking that some backwoods politician made racial comments and got away with it, or some rich white kids tormented an African American student, but why would I write about that?  That’s not strange in Arkansas. That shit happens every day.

But in an incident which I suspect is motivation by color, 2,ooo BLACK birds fell from the sky. Dead. No apparent reason.

All racial jesting aside, I suspect they died after flying into a cloud of ignorance.  They were over Arkansas afterall.

No, not really.  For my dreams to come true, it would require a supertanker to go down in the Arctic Circle with no survivors.  In the hull would have to have been the following people or groups:

  • Current GOP politicians
  • Teabaggers
  • Sarah Palin
  • Rupert Murdoch and the entire FauxNews staff
  • Rush Limbaugh
  • Bill O’Reilly
  • Anyone that voted for Sarah Palin, EVER
  • Westboro Baptist Church members
  • Bin Laden and his Taliban peeps
  • Pat Robertson
  • Kanye West
  • Ann Coulter
  • Dick Cheney
  • Glenn Beck
  • Rush Limbaugh  (Yeah, I already listed him. Just making sure)
  • Lindsey Lohans mother
  • Sean Hannity
  • Kim Jong-il
  • Iran
  • the cast of Jersey Shore (and anyone that watches it religiously)
  • Anyone responsible for child abuse
  • Pedophiles not already taken care of as part of the first bullet point

Sadly, its unlikely that dream will ever come true so I’ll have to settle for being the number 1 organic search result in Google when you type in:

“how does an individual find $1,000.000.00 silver certificate bills for sale”

Is that cool or what?!   Thanks Greg for making it happen!

Louie Gohmert

A relative unknown in the sea of Texan douche bags, Republican Congressman Louie Gohmert is out to make a name for himself.  He proves again that GOP politicians from Texas are some of the most ignorant sons of bitches in the world.

Before I get into the reasons, can I just ask, “Louie?  For real? It’s bad enough you look like a dufus, and your last name is reminiscent of Gomer Pyle, but Louie?”  I digress…

This guy is… how do a put this… a FUCKING LIAR.   Oh… and a nut-job, racist, homophobe.


This is the guy that told a bullshit story on the House floor about “terror babies” and then went apeshit when Anderson Cooper called him on it.  When they called him out on the FBI lies, he supposedly changed his story and said that he heard it from a lady on the plane.  Liar.

He also likes to deliver incoherent rants about gays, bestiality, and Nazi’s as if to draw some sort of correlation to his inbred constituents…

He’s at it again with his recent comments.  Enjoy your daily dose of ignorance, courtesy of Republican politicians.

To my friend who said that history would judge us poorly, I would submit if you would look thoroughly at history — and I’m not saying it’s cause and effect — but when militaries throughout history of the greatest nations in the world have adopted the policy that “fine for homosexuality to be overt” — you can keep it private and control your hormones fine, if you can’t, that’s fine too — they’re toward the end of their existence as a great nation.

Did you read that?  Where does this guy get his facts?!  WTF?  Oh, it’s even better seeing his funny looking ass saying it.

The sad part is, his over zealous animosity towards the “gays” is probably nothing more than an attempt to hide his own love for the cock.  I give it 8 years before he’s found in a bathroom stall with Senator Larry Craig (R-Idaho) or an underage male constituent.


Let’s keep in mind that Christine O’Donnell has made a plethora of public statements over the years and even some very interesting ones during the 2010 midterms.  Nevermind her admitting about her dabbling in witchcraft or that she considers masturbation a sinful act.

“It is not enough to be abstinent with other people, you also have to be abstinent alone. The Bible says that lust in your heart is committing adultery, so you can’t masturbate without lust.”

“America is now a socialist economy. The definition of a socialist economy is when 50% or more your economy is dependent on the federal government.”

The bottom line is she’s just not qualified to even run, let alone hold an office, as this video beatdown shows.

Despite her lack of intelligence, qualifications, and a history of questionable experiences, she still managed to get 40% of the vote in Delaware.  How F’ing stupid do you have to be to vote for this chick?

In 2006, Christine said, “During the primary, I heard the audible voice of God. He said, ‘Credibility.'”  What Christine didnt’ hear was God’s second comment which was,  “You ain’t got any, bitch.”