The Clown Car

As an American, I can’t help be concerned that THIS is the group that Republicans are looking to for leadership.  Sure, there are some semi-tolerable options on this list, but for the most part it’s a unique mixture of crazy (Carson, Paul, Cruz), pathological liars (Cruz, Jindal, Perry), and bat-shit crazy (Trump, Fiorina, Cruz).  Since Cruz is a whopping serving of all that is bad, he’ll probably win the GOP nomination. He’s the perfect mixture of hate, misinformation, and ignorance.


Speaking of Rape

Did anyone else find it disturbing that so many republican politicians couldn’t stop talking about rape?

Perhaps even more disturbing was the fact that whenever they talked about it they said something incredibly ignorant or insensitive.

I didn’t make this easy chart but whoever did is definitely a gift from god.  I don’t want to forcibly make you read this, but it is honestly and legitimately an enjoyable read.

F*ck, I hate Republicans.

Since Romney lost the election, Big Bird still has a job.  And who better to give us a lesson in our alphabet than Big Bird.


The letter ‘R” is a very important letter for 49% of our country, kids.  You see the letter “R” stands for Republican.

Did you know that there are other words that begin with “R” too?  It’s no coincidence that these words are the voter base of the Republican party.

Let’s see how many we can come up with…

  • Rich
  • Rednecks
  • Religious (nuts)
  • Racists
  • Revisionists
  • Rape-lovers

You see kids, “R” is VERY important to Republicans.

P.S. I forgot Retards.

I Needed a Vacation

I just logged in and published a bunch of posts that have been made over the past year.  Apologies to those that wanted to engage each other, but I needed some time off.  And what a time it’s been.

Who could forget all of the interesting Republican douchebaggery that has been exhibited?

  • Herman Cain’s ass grabbing revelations
  • The Rush Limbaugh “slut” controversy
  • The Republican infatuation with rape
  • Paul Ryan being called a liar by FoxNews (Yeah, if they say it you know it’s bad)
  • Mitt Romney proving that he is a disconnected, self-absorbed, and self-entitled loser

There is so much more, but why live in the past.  Let’s move on and see where the GOP goes now that they got their ass handed to them!


See you soon.

According to all of the major news outlets and even the FauxNews outlets, a strange thing happened in Arkansas today.  I know, you’re probably thinking thinking that some backwoods politician made racial comments and got away with it, or some rich white kids tormented an African American student, but why would I write about that?  That’s not strange in Arkansas. That shit happens every day.

But in an incident which I suspect is motivation by color, 2,ooo BLACK birds fell from the sky. Dead. No apparent reason.

All racial jesting aside, I suspect they died after flying into a cloud of ignorance.  They were over Arkansas afterall.

No, not really.  For my dreams to come true, it would require a supertanker to go down in the Arctic Circle with no survivors.  In the hull would have to have been the following people or groups:

  • Current GOP politicians
  • Teabaggers
  • Sarah Palin
  • Rupert Murdoch and the entire FauxNews staff
  • Rush Limbaugh
  • Bill O’Reilly
  • Anyone that voted for Sarah Palin, EVER
  • Westboro Baptist Church members
  • Bin Laden and his Taliban peeps
  • Pat Robertson
  • Kanye West
  • Ann Coulter
  • Dick Cheney
  • Glenn Beck
  • Rush Limbaugh  (Yeah, I already listed him. Just making sure)
  • Lindsey Lohans mother
  • Sean Hannity
  • Kim Jong-il
  • Iran
  • the cast of Jersey Shore (and anyone that watches it religiously)
  • Anyone responsible for child abuse
  • Pedophiles not already taken care of as part of the first bullet point

Sadly, its unlikely that dream will ever come true so I’ll have to settle for being the number 1 organic search result in Google when you type in:

“how does an individual find $1,000.000.00 silver certificate bills for sale”

Is that cool or what?!   Thanks Greg for making it happen!

Louie Gohmert

A relative unknown in the sea of Texan douche bags, Republican Congressman Louie Gohmert is out to make a name for himself.  He proves again that GOP politicians from Texas are some of the most ignorant sons of bitches in the world.

Before I get into the reasons, can I just ask, “Louie?  For real? It’s bad enough you look like a dufus, and your last name is reminiscent of Gomer Pyle, but Louie?”  I digress…

This guy is… how do a put this… a FUCKING LIAR.   Oh… and a nut-job, racist, homophobe.


This is the guy that told a bullshit story on the House floor about “terror babies” and then went apeshit when Anderson Cooper called him on it.  When they called him out on the FBI lies, he supposedly changed his story and said that he heard it from a lady on the plane.  Liar.

He also likes to deliver incoherent rants about gays, bestiality, and Nazi’s as if to draw some sort of correlation to his inbred constituents…

He’s at it again with his recent comments.  Enjoy your daily dose of ignorance, courtesy of Republican politicians.

To my friend who said that history would judge us poorly, I would submit if you would look thoroughly at history — and I’m not saying it’s cause and effect — but when militaries throughout history of the greatest nations in the world have adopted the policy that “fine for homosexuality to be overt” — you can keep it private and control your hormones fine, if you can’t, that’s fine too — they’re toward the end of their existence as a great nation.

Did you read that?  Where does this guy get his facts?!  WTF?  Oh, it’s even better seeing his funny looking ass saying it.

The sad part is, his over zealous animosity towards the “gays” is probably nothing more than an attempt to hide his own love for the cock.  I give it 8 years before he’s found in a bathroom stall with Senator Larry Craig (R-Idaho) or an underage male constituent.