NOTE: This list is still growing, so please be patient.
Occasionally I might publish content that is foreign in both definition and concept to Republican voters. Therefore I am compiling a list of terms to help them when reading this blog. If you are a Southern Republican and can’t read, then please skip my blog and ask someone to read this to you instead.
Because translations differ by region, I will occasionally supply supplemental translations – one for Northern Republicans (NR) and one for Southern Republicans (SR).
—–
911
Emergency services line to be used in case of, duh… an emergency.
NR Translation – What you use to complain about traffic.
SR Translation – Rally cry that rich white folk use to your dumb southern ass to enlist your children in the army to protect their oil pipeline investment.
Community
A group of people that share common interests and are affected similarly by issues.
NR Translation – Your immediate family and fellow members of your secret college society. However it might include your illegitimate children fostered with your undocumented nanny.
SR Translation – All the trailers on your loop.
Community Organizer
An individual whose actions raise the quality of life for your community.
NR Translation – The “bleeding heart liberals” that make life better for your unwed teenage pregnant daughter.
SR Translation – The gal passing out checks at the welfare office.
Conservative
NR Translation – Making it appear that you believe in lower taxes while you run up the national debt and pad your pockets with the money you cut from social programs.
SR Translation – Going to mega churches to listen to gay drug addict ministers tell you that being a homo is a sin. Google Ted Haggard.
Crusades
World History – Two hundred years of military campaigns to gain and retain Christian control of the Holy Land.
US History – Two hundred years of propaganda campaigns to gain and retain Christian control of the US Government.
Death Panels
What Sarah Palin and Newt Gingrich think the 2009 Health Care bill will create. Before this context, the term was used mostly to describe the redneck cowardly bitches that sit outside National Parks to shoot starving animals as they leave in search of food.
Deficit
Basically, when you have less money than you need to pay the bills.
NR Translation – This is what you let Democrats worry about.
SR Translation – The amount you have to borrow form the payday loan place to pay rent after you went too crazy at the local Walmart.
Family Reunion
NR Translation – Where you try to show off how much more successful you’ve been investing in Halliburton than your cousin Muffy and that louse of a husband who does pro-bono.
SR – Where you meet your next baby’s mama.
News
The regular reporting of presumed factual information so that the public can be made aware of current events and the state of affairs. You might find “news” in publications such as Wall Street Journal, CNN, C-SPAN, BBC, etc. You will not find news on Faux News Channel.
Surplus
For Southern Republicans, this is best described as the amount of cans of pickled okra that you have left over from last year, when you start this years harvest. This is a good thing. (Also, see Deficit)
Sweet Tea
The only good thing about the South.
Truth
A statement that can be proven to be accurate.
NR Translation – It doesn’t matter as long as you settle out of court.
SR Translation – You know that feeling that you get when the cartoon on the cheesy puffs commercial tells you his product is the best. Yeah, he wouldn’t lie to you.
How about:
Abortion:
NR: The only form of birth control you have ever heard about apart from abstinence.
SR: Kicking your pregnant wife down the stairs for not cooking your steak correctly.
How about: for both NR and SR
Activist Judge: Anybody who doesn’t agree with you.
I HATE REPUBLICANS- –RACIST PEOPLE —-
“Conservative
NR Translation – Making it appear that you believe in lower taxes while you run up the national debt and pad your pockets with the money you cut from social programs.
SR Translation – Going to mega churches to listen to gay drug addict ministers tell you that being a homo is a sin. Google Ted Haggard.”
This part was GREAT! Repukelicans love running up the national debt and keep sticking more money into their own pockets, and of course we’ve all seen how anti-gay priests are the ones who are caught having sex with a 10 year old boy, but yet being gay is a sin- damn this is funny stuff!
I unfortunately live in the Republican/Conservative hellhole known as the South. But, at least here, the worst kinds of Conservatives/Republican/FoxNews Zombies are over 60 and will fortunately die soon.
I fucking hate Republicans.
THANK GOD, REAL AMERICANS LIVE IN BLUE STATES !!!!
Wish y’alls mom believed in abortion.
republicans claim government don’t work, they are right, nixon-watergate, hud scandals. regan-contra, junk bonds, hud, war against unions and s&l’s scandals. bush-all shit! oil, gasoline, haiburton, banks, mortgages and old my lord iraq war!! waste of money and lifes. at the same time these ass holes gave the rich and big business all kind of tax breaks!!!
and gave the banks free hand to do want ever they wanted to us working poor!
republicans claim government don’t work, they are right, nixon-watergate, hud scandals. regan-contra, junk bonds, hud, war against unions and s&l’s scandals. bush-all shit! oil, gasoline, haiburton, banks, mortgages and old my lord iraq war!! waste of money and lifes. at the same time these ass holes gave the rich and big business all kind of tax breaks!!!
and gave the banks free hand to do want ever they wanted to us working poor! i hate those bastards, kill them all
OK, I know it’s not very scientific (which is Republican it itself), but here’s the number of Google results for the following phrases:
“I hate Democrats”: 82,400
“I hate Republicans”: 244,000
There’s a reason it’s nearly three times as many! Asstards.
(BTW, this is how I discovered your wonderful site. I hate the mofos too!)
Repulsivecans are a bunch of hypocritical idiots.
I love your website! I’m here, stuck in Alabama in the
middle of all these ignorant,hipocritical bastards!
Did you know that the original 8 founding fathers of the Republican Party were, at the time they founded the party, the Grand Wizards of the KKK in the states of South Carolina, Georgia, Alabama, Mississippi, Arkansas, Louisiana, Texas, and Tennessee. There were over 1.5 mil members of the KKK in those days and they were very organized. They founded the party to try and regain control of the country and bring back slavery. They were never even close to being successful with this campaign and remade the image of the party to gain popularity and control of the government. They are and have always been ignorant racists, and from the first days of the party to today they haven’t changed much. They just wear suits and ties instead of sheets and hoods now.
It’s not nice to make fun of the electorially challenged….
http://mylungtransplantyears.wordpress.com/2010/03/30/who-i-am-and-why-im-doing-this/
I’m from Alabama, and a democrat. I agree with your poltical points but it’s obvious you have never been to the south. If oyu have, it must have been in the worst parts of it because i’ve seen worse places up north then what you describe. To be honest, I HATE republicans, but the people who stereotype the south like this get to me even more..
After today with Rush Limpballs and Mikey *heckuva good (blow) job* Brownie (decision) points lying and saying Obama sabotaged the oil well to prevent more offshore drilling, and putting up with the lowlife GOP for 48 years of shit, I will never again listen to any of their garbage, never ever vote for any, never associate with any damn Rethuglican the rest of my life. Rethuglican Health Care Test: If a gun-loving, Limpball-listening, Bible-and-neighbor’s-wife-thumping idiot is bleeding in the street, find out party affiliation. If GOP…run em the hell over! Hey! It’s not like they care how many die!
OK, maybe that at the end is a little harsh, but considering the fact that 45,000 people die each year due to being un- and under-insured or their treatment is denied, I think anger at the GOP attitude of *I got mine, screw you* is warranted. Especially coming from the God Obsessed (Faux Christian) Party. Some family values! Unless it’s valuing some other guy’s wife!
I hate Republicans with a passion….I agree with everything you have written and I thank you and more people like you!
I agree with you about the Republicans 100% but take it easy on the south.We’re not all racist pinheads.That’s akin to blaming Iraqi’s for Sadam Hussien.I have to admit that I’ve told my wife a thousand times that I’d rather live anywhere but down here. I plan on moving to the French Riviera when my ship comes in.Anyway,keep up the good work!
I AGREE! SELF-AGGRANDIZING COMMENT ABOUT HOW SMART LIBERALS ARE AND HOW THEY DON’T STEREOTYPE. ANOTHER COMMENT ABOUT HOW I STEREOTYPE ALL CONSERVATIVES.
You ever think that Google returning
“I hate Democrats”: 82,400
“I hate Republicans”: 244,000
might just be because you idiots complain more? Grow up.
Go ahead, call me a white-trash southern idiot or a fat-cat business exec…. stereotype me all you want. I don’t care, I have work to go to. After all, someone has to provide you with welfare and unemployment so that you can spend all day whining about how shitty everything is.
I despise large segments of the South too. But please don’t forget that many of us — especially here in South Florida — were unwilling transplants from the north in the 70′s. In fact, when I moved here the Florida legislature and governor’s seat was dominated by Democrats. There are still alot of liberals in the urban areas so please don’t write us all off just because we had the misfortune of living here since childhood. As for myself, I have instructed my children that they MUST move to the northeast or pacific northwest as adults just in case they have to escape to Canada.
This being said, I am saddened by what has become of our country. This country will never really recover from the last 30 years of mismanagement by corporate controlled interests.
You ever think that Google returning
“I hate Democrats”: 82,400
“I hate Republicans”: 244,000
I agree!! Dissent to a filthy right winger, is like cryptonite to superman!!
might just be because you idiots complain more? Grow up.
WOW!!…and I thought the phrase was SHUT UP!! (from Bill O’Reilly)
Come on Dems/Libs, two (7) year old wars, and a collapsing infrastructure won’t hurt a bit!! Take it like a man, will ya!! Come on over to OUR RIGHT WINGED JERRY FALWELL LIBERTY UNIVERSITY CHURCH this Sunday.
Ya see!! The smell of rotting flesh isn’t so bad now, is it!!
Hippocrate McLiberal
Go ahead, call me a white-trash southern idiot or a fat-cat business exec….
WOW!!…You must have a HUGE driver’s license!!
Last week I was sickened by the Gun Loving Republicans who suddenly got nervous and felt they need to pass some laws to better protect THEMSELVES from guns while not having a problem with the rest of the population being blown away every now and then.
The fact that this crazy guy can go and buy a gun in Arizona and nobody it making a big deal out of that is ABSURD. It is insane that he was able to get a gun in the first place and it’s thanks to the Republican party who have consistently sided with the evil NRA.
Wow it’s nice not to see so many pathetic conserves trying to retaliate with the same things we’ve been saying about them for years. We just down right hate your thinking process. You may be good people under all of those years of control by the right. Get off of their bandwagon and have some fun and live before you die under those stone faces. The republicans want to rule the US. I personally don’t want to be ruled by anybody but my God/maker or whatever you may call on. We democrats just love each other for our happy morals. Republicans just hate everybody..even their own.
“Gun Laws”
NR- laws that try to prevent us from having a full arsenal in our basement (cellar). Just in case World War 3 breaks out down back, past the crick, next to the loader-dozer.
SR- laws that prevent us from wipin’ out every race except the redneck southern WASPS.
Amen.
I agree with all of you. The TeathugliKKKans care only about money and power while Democrats actually care more about people.
Democrats-Live and let live.
Republicans-Kill or be killed.
Such closed minded people. Your news channels are the ones reporting only news that democrats and liberals want to hear, and the ones that cut out under God from the pledge of allegiance.
I love this Page,so true,so true………….
All republicans are the same, prejudice, scared of people of any color that is a shade darker than brite white and who doesn’t practice christianity. The republican women are all submissive to their husbands or exleast they claim to be anyways. Michelle Bachman tried to say that after she said she was being a submissive wife, that she meant to say she was being a respectful wife, yeah right, we all heard what you said. liar.I hate a liar and for that reason i hate republicans.
Love this site. God, I FUCKING HATE republicans. Life would be so, so, so much better without them. We’d have amazing schools, a healthy environment, enrichment in our arts and music, acceptance to all people regardless of race, gender, sexual orientation or religion, and peace.
I cannot believe republicans actually have enough brain cells to form sentences. They are so dumb, greedy, ignorant, and racist that I can’t help but look down on them. I cannot get over how fucking stupid and evil they are, and that people in this country actually buy their shit. I’d laugh but it’s too depressing.
Thank you for this site so I can rant. There. I feel better knowing there are other people out there like me.
This is ridiculous! Republicans know best, just accept it.
Recently I saw a painting by Jon McNaughton that reminded me of this. If you are a Republican and you are sick of people telling you things that aren’t true about America I highly recommend that you check out this painting.
Look at it and realize that America was founded on conservative values and not liberal ones.
http://www.buyonenationundergod.com
This has got to be the dumbest website I’ve ever seen.
Yes I’m a Republican, yes I’m from the south, I’m Jewish too. I also carry a gun. Of all those fore mentioned, I am proud to be. I am excited to wake up everyday knowing that I am a REPUBLICAN. It is the only way to be.
You’re all ignorant, educate yourselves before you speak. If you’re too lazy to educate yourself, never speak again.
Thank-you,
America
Im from Arkansas in fact I love Arkansas and the south.But having said that I hate republicans they are greedy skum.
I hate republicans too, they only repeat what they hear other retarded republicans say. they like to believe their own lies. this country was not founded on conservative ideas. our founding fathers were not conservative. they were not liberal. our founding fathers were RADICAL in their thinking — no state church, no monarchy, separation of church and state, religious freedom(meaning the right to worship or not to worship) and freedom of speech are some of the ideas that this country is based on. all of these ideas were new when our country was founded. in my opinion, the republicans want a christian church to run the country and they also don’t believe in religious freedom(americans should only be christians). republicans are sore losers. they hate the fact that they lost the presidency to a black man so they stir up dust to get rid of him. they want him to fail even if it means everyone loses. these people care about no one including themselves. they don’t care about this country; they are unamerican. im not a fan of our president, but he is our president and he deserves the respect of that office. republicans respect no one and i would love to see them move to another planet.
You democrats are all the same..
The North was THE REPUBLICANS during the civil war… they wanted to people to get off of their a$$ and work instead of putting it all on the slaves…. The Republicans started the NCCAP and other organizations to help African Americans during the mid 1900s. The Democrat politicians of today do nothing but whine about “global warming” which hasn’t been PROVEN and do nothing to help these African Americans. And they call the Republicans racist. What about Robert Byrd, the head wizard of the KKK? All Democrats do is try to “help” inner-city African Americans by giving them welfare instead of encouraging and empowering them to be successful. So, by being “not racist” they prevent lower class people from being inspired to WORK instead of living off of government handouts.
The worst thing that you democrats do is that you have peace rallies. What you should be doing is cheering on the troops that fight and DIE for our freedom. Remember when Christina Aguilera messed up the National Anthem? Most people just shrugged it off like its no big deal, she wasn’t even sorry. Every day troops fight for that song, that country, and our flag. So you are going to misuse that freedom and fight them?
I believe in homosexual rights, it’s all about love and I don’t get why other people care. What I’m saying is that I’m open minded, I’m not the Republican from Texas who goes hunting every Sunday right after church. No I’m just an everyday person who wants to get all of the money that I earn, and be a 100% All-American.
I love this site! I really hate Republicans because:
1. They hate women so much that they think that women are only good for the following:
a) Cooking meals
b) Cleaning the whole damn house, from top to bottom
c) Making babies (especially giving birth to sons)
d) Being slaves to their husbands/boyfriends
2. They hate everyone who is not white or Christian or rich
3. All they ever care about is MONEY!!! Greedy fascists!
4. While they claim to “love America”, all they’re interested in is protecting the rich!
5. They wish to control women, gays and even the kids…and they won’t rest until that happens!
6. They’re hypocrites! Seriously, how can they claim to be “Pro-Life (more like Anti-Choice, if you ask me)” and be Pro-Death Penalty and Pro-War at once?! A real Pro-Lifer would never support war nor death- penalty!
7. Some of them even hunt and kill animals for sport (i.e. Sarah Palin, Rick Perry, Dick Cheney, etc.)
8. They think that gays are “icky” and even go so far into cheering for hate crimes against the LGBT (c’mon, you greedy scums for Rethuglicans, gays are people too!)
9. They’re just as bad as the Taliban
10. They’re all ignorant bigots and misogynists!
^This in formation is all so true…seriously I lived in California and was happily ignorant about all of the ways of republicans, until I first moved to texas, then alabama. SO.MUCH.REPUBLICANS. Now I’m surrounded by them 24/7 and since I’m not white, I’m hated on and having “american” values shoved down my throat.
Liars Liars Liars … Republicans are all @#$%ing LIARS!!!! What more is there to say? Obstructionists. Racists. Morons. Self-serving. They would turn on their own mother for a dime! Seek only entitlements-for-the-rich at the demise of the middle-class and, god help them, the poor. People who listen and follow these moral bottom-feeders are the products of the Republican policies: corporate subsidies at the expense of education, health-care and equitable distribution of wealth opportunities.
republicans are the sickest people on earth! these half witted idiots watch fux news and drug addict racist limbaugh and truly believe their getting the truth!! But it’s cool the gop is dying THANK GOD!! these so called christians make me vomit!! judgement day is coming you filthy republicans and your party can’t save you
Al Gore, I’m happy to say, is from my state, Tennessee. I would call him another good thing from the South.
sarah mcloughlin first off it’s not NCCAP it’s NAACP second off bring up facts about republicans being the anti slave trade party was interesting because todays republican party is NOTHING like the party of 1865! NOTHING! so why don’t you do everybody a favor ok when you decide to post your opinions on the internet actually type something that is A- relevant B- aren’t fux news talking points, it makes you look foolish
sYes,yes, I too hate republicans, how can you not hate something that is so desperately trying to destroy a country that you have loved all your life. My dad, his brothers and my brother and cousins all fought for this country, they were not fighting and dying because they wanted the rich to get richer.They believed that all people had the right to freedom,education, a decent job, earning a living wage and the pursit of happiness.These old fashioned beliefs that we all took for granted. If we continue to listen to the nazi right wing haters, we are going to our country and our beautiful way of life the way the German people did under Hitler.Please, dont let that happen.
I’m gay, in the Army, from the Bay Area, believe that proverty is a matter of misguided policies and is not natural, believe that everyone should vote, I’m catholic and believe abortion should be decided by a female and her doctor. I hate people from Arkansa, Florida, South Carolina and Texas (except for San Antonio and Fort Bliss). I don’t think Republicans can here themselves, they cry ‘class warfare’ when Obama says equal taxes, but then they fuckin write the Declaration of War when they refuse to raise taxes on those who can afford it but instead raise taxes on struggling middle and lower class families. I hate republicans because they make life better for rich people (so that they can supposedly create jobs) who spend thier money on private jets. If you want to make life better and create jobs, have the government buy companies that are failing, and hire people. Democrats are better for our society (as a whole) than are Republicans, who are more focused on having thier religious view put into law. BTW this is not a Christian country, almost none of our founders were Christian, in the strictest sense, and I don’t see how Romney is morman. I wouldn’t follow any religion whose founder had beers with my great uncle.
Oh yea, We are so no close minded. If you need to ‘reach across the isle’ you come to a democrat. If you want one sided often false news, turn on Fox (who fund terrorists). A republican governor took over CA, a state that could hve operated as a nation at the time (with the best school system in the world) and in one term he Royaly Screwed the state and threw it into a recession, with a huge deficit. Reminds you of anyone? Yeah, Bush.
Alex! I forgot more in my sleep last night than you will ever know.
Republicans set a new standard for intolerance. Your pitiful ‘Tea Party’ comes to public meetings where you know that you will be in the ‘majority’. You condemn the People of this Great Country, then quickly retreat to your leafy suburbs to plan your next visit to Bora Bora.
You define ignorance and I revile your presence in my beloved adopted Country!
Get out of my country! You Fascist Bastards.
“Alex
You’re all ignorant, educate yourselves before you speak. If you’re too lazy to educate yourself, never speak again.
Thank-you,
America”
^
Is this guy serious? Saying WE are all ignorant and that we need to educate ourselves? Yet he’s speaking on behalf of AMERICA. So we’re not part of it because we’re against GOP views. Way to make yourself seem more close-minded, Alex the “American”.
Ditto to all comments – Nice that there are others like me ! Veitnam vet against that war + Iraq .. Peace for a few years would be nice … Republicans are pathetic – sad to say most of my family …
Quote***
Sarah McLoughlin
You democrats are all the same..The North was THE REPUBLICANS during the civil war… they wanted to people to get off of their a$$ and work instead of putting it all on the slaves
Unquote…That HAD, to come from Glen Beck!!
isn’t it kinda funny, that it’s the same group of “rich right winged misfits,” that has stolen our pride, democracy, jobs, votes and our overall economy but yet, they still tell us all, that they are the “great job creators.”
It’s been a good 8 years plus now Sarah, that the rich hasn’t paid any fucking taxes so…
WHERE ARE THE JOBS SWEET THING? THEY’RE OVERSEAS, THAT’S WHERE!! Besides, a critical thinker, such as myself. knows that giving the rich a free ride, kills this economy!! I’m no supporter of Clinton. But he raised taxes on the rich, and this economy took off. You might want to open up a history book, and look into these three “filthy right wingers,” by the name of Hoover, Coolidge and Harding. They too, where the same kind of “right winged tyrants,” as we have in our congress today. F.D.R. one of the greatest presidents we ever had on election day said this…
“I welcome the hatred of the Republican Party.”
…now that mutha fucka’s got my vote!!
…and he’s been gone now, for several decades.
The fact is…
Republicans in power, have NEVER created jobs to begin with Sarah!!
Quote***
The Republicans started the NCCAP and other organizations to help African Americans during the mid 1900s.
Unquote…The Republicans started the NAACP, from pressure from the democrats, regarding civil rights for blacks. If the Republicans cared about civil rights, they would of passed the civil rights bill, but they didn’t.
JOHNSON, A DEMOCRAT DID!!
Quote***
The Democrat politicians of today do nothing but whine about “global warming” which hasn’t been PROVEN and do nothing to help these African Americans. And they call the Republicans racist.
Unquote…You DO know, that watching FAUX News, creates the “uncurable dumbass,” don’t you? It IS a fact, (thru recent polling) that watching FAUX News, creates more of an uninformed citizen, than a citizen that watches NO NEWS AT ALL!! Have you seen their recent ratings lately?
…as far as global warming well
It is a fact, that the earth goes through an ice/warming age, every 11,000 years. What are the chances of the earth warming, during the last 100 years, when the “industrial revolution” has taken off?
…11,000years of the warming/cooling cycle/100 years of the industrial revolution, equals
110:1 odds. That it was a sheer coincidence, that the earth started warming, just about the same time, as the “industrial revolution” started. In other words, global warming could have started, in “109 OTHER 100 YEAR CYCLES,”
BUT IT DIDN’T NOW, DID IT? IT STARTED DURING THE LAST 100 YEARS!!
BTW Aunt Sarah, what does global warming, have anything to do with Republicans being racists? (other than the fact, that we’ll all be charcoal black, if we continue to allow these asswipes, driving Hummers around all day)
…However, there are several instances or proof, that Republicans indeed, ARE RACISTS!! Do you think that Hurricane Katrina would of turned out any different, if New Orlean’s population was 95% white? You DO know, that several thousand dead black people, were floating, bloating and basking in the hot sun, for several weeks after the hurricane, don’t you.
…who was in the White House at the time?
Quote***So, by being “not racist” they prevent lower class people from being inspired to WORK instead of living off of government handouts.
Unquote…
For one my dear, when has the Republican party inspired ANYONE, OVER THE PAST ONE HUNDRED YEARS OR SO? To have inspired ANYONE, means there should of been some kind of legislation passed by the Republicans, that would (umh) CATER, to this kind of legislation. Next, look at every filthy right winger in the White House since Eisenhower. EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THESE URINE DRINKERS, HAS LEFT THIS COUNTRY IN DEBT, WHEN THEY LEFT. EVERY SINGLE ONE!!
Do you actually think that it was only black folks, who were at the unemployment line/food pantry, after these snot bastards left office? Funny, I have NEVER, heard the filthy right, call the white man “lower class.”
And one more thing to consider…
It takes more than a president, to boost the economy. As long as we have a House of Reps controlled by the filthy right, (filthy white) you too, might be seeing your aunt, deciding if she wants to go with the fish sticks, or the macaroni and cheese this week, at her local food pantry!!
….I have news for you little one
THE EMANCIPATION PROCLAMATION, passed and signed into law in 1865 by Lincoln, to free the slaves.
…but the states could still override this Federal Law, if they wanted to.
You won’t see Lincoln’s state turning red, anytime soon.
THANK YOU MILITARY JESUS!!
Good job Sarah, one (o.k. I’ll give it to you) decent law, in the last 147 years.
YOU GO GIRL!!
Then type in “Achievements of the Democratic Party.” Grab some hot cocoa sweetie…
YOU GOT SOME READIN’ TO DO!!
But don’t come knocking on my door, when it’s time to collect YOUR social security o.k???
I’m fightin’ you right winged bastards enough as it is, to keep my own from you scabs!!
Quote***
The worst thing that you democrats do is that you have peace rallies. What you should be doing is cheering on the troops that fight and DIE for our freedom.
Unquote…BINGO!! YOU’RE ABSOLUTELY RIGHT MY DEAR!!
…but before I get into my cheerleading outfit, (I look terrible in pink btw) let’s get you into that 156 lb. back pack, along with a miniature grenade launcher, four machetes and eight high powered rifles. I’ll give you a little pat on your bottom and say, “thank you.” Thank you for stealing our votes, our health care, our high paying jobs and let’s not forget Bush’s newer law, of not being able to claim bankruptcy from college, because a certain irate political party, ships all our hopes and dreams, to the highest bidder in China, Bangladesh, India, Pakistan etc. Yeah I know, these people hate to work, and they’ll spend $83,000.00 in college loans, to be able to bitch at the next “Occupy Movement” huh!!
…so get goin’ girl
U.S.A!! U.S.A!! U.S.A!! (or Judas Priest’s, “Some heads are gonna roll”)
Quote***
Remember when Christina Aguilera messed up the National Anthem?
Unquote…
Hey Sarah, I have news for you…
MOST PEOPLE CAN’T SING THE NATIONAL ANTHEM!! And if it throws your panties into a wad,
THEN YOU SING THE DAMN SONG!!
…but please honey, do it before you get into your 156 lb. “fightin’ fatigues.”
(at least you won’t have testicles to worry about
Quote***
I believe in homosexual rights, it’s all about love
Unquote…
Psss!!…I got news for you Sarah,
IT’S NOT ABOUT LOVE, WITH THE REPUBLICAN PARTY!!
Again, you show me just one piece of legislation, JUST ONE, coming from the “filthy right,” that has moved, inspired, praised or empowered the american people…just one!!
…Republicans hate people Sarah. It shows in their legislation. (or lack thereof)
OOPS SORRY!! You’re still reading the “accomplishments of the democratic party.” (please forgive me)
In short Sarah, the RePIGlican party is a party dictated by greed, corruption, racism and let’s not ever forget..
LIES!!
The Republican party operates exactly like a drug addict. They lie, continue to lie, and will take as many people, (unfortunately many innocent people) into their “den of gloom.” Their whole belief, is centered around lies, wars, thievery, greed, racism and democracy.
…as long as the democracy is sold to the highest bidder.
They hate happiness, empowerment, love, minorities and anything carrying a set of ovaries or fallopian tubes. The Republican party knows the Taliban’s culture very well, BECAUSE THEY PRACTICE IT DAILY, IN THE UNITED STATES TODAY!! In short my dear, the Republican Party is dictated by the EVILgelical right, that is ran by insane religious tyrants, that fund our military and spread death globally.
…all in Jesus’s name of course. (and how coarse it is too!!)
I live in Talibaniana. During Halloween, I always get about 10-15 “trick or treaters.” Not a lot, but it keeps me from gaining 10 lbs. in three days.
This year, I did not get one “trick or treater.”
EVEN THE KIDS IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD, ARE AFRAID OF THOSE RICHARD MOUR(DICK) POLITICAL YARD SIGNS!!
So go along now, take a couple mydal, and I’ll tap you on the shoulder, when the ether starts to wear off!!
…but my life’s savings, just to see you in those military fatigues just once!!
DYNAMITE!!
…and don’t sing out of tune either!!
Greg
“You can lead the co-erse to slaughter,
because you can’t make them think.”
Willard rommey the ”great white dope” loses by 3 million votes and lost every swing state other than North Carolina poor pathetic republican party