According to all of the major news outlets and even the FauxNews outlets, a strange thing happened in Arkansas today. I know, you’re probably thinking thinking that some backwoods politician made racial comments and got away with it, or some rich white kids tormented an African American student, but why would I write about that? That’s not strange in Arkansas. That shit happens every day.
But in an incident which I suspect is motivation by color, 2,ooo BLACK birds fell from the sky. Dead. No apparent reason.
All racial jesting aside, I suspect they died after flying into a cloud of ignorance. They were over Arkansas afterall.